50 Shades of Gray (Literally)

Rather than reading the Twilight fan fiction-derived, erotica-laden bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey, why not check out this literal list of fifty shades of gray?  I have not read the book, but since the last names of the main characters are Grey and Steele, I thoroughly expect author E.L. James to continue the naming trend for the rest of the trilogy.  Perhaps a rival love interest named Timberwolf?

50 Shades of Gray
(or at least fifty different names for it) 

The Obvious:
1. Gray (Grey)
2. Steel
3. Twilight

Miscellaneous:
4. Argent
5. Shadow

Metals:
6. Metallic Gray
7. Silver
8. Iron
9. Platinum
10. Mercury
11. Magnet Gray
12. Stirling
13. Pewter
14. Leaden
15. Quicksilver
16. Industrial Gray

Rocks:
17. Slate
18. Cement
19. Stone
20. Masonry
21. Boulder Gray
22. Granite
23. Tombstone
24. Pebble Gray
25. Concrete
26. Flint
27. Limestone

Hair Color:
28. Hoary
29. Grizzled

Animal-Inspired:
30. Timberwolf
31. Gray Goose
32. Dolphin
33. Pigeon Gray
34. Gray Squirrel
35. Rhinoceros
36. Dove Gray
37. Koala
38. Mouse Gray

Plant-Related:
39. Gray Moss
40. Rose Gray
41. Silver Cedar

Weather:
42. Dusky Gray
43. Cloud
44. Thunderstorm
45. Misty
46. Rime Gray

Fire-Related:
47. Cinder Gray
48. Ash
49. Smoke
50. Charcoal

I heartily welcome any other gray suggestions in the comments.

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