Shovelcise: the daily workout that inevitably follows heavy snowfalls.
Example: Chelsea’s new workout routine included an hour and a half of shovelcise.
Related nonwords: flinter, excacrucivation, iglooless
This afternoon was spent moving piles of solid water from one part of the property (driveway) to another (berms beside driveway). I had several inches of thick, wet snow – getting ever thicker and wetter since it was 36 degrees – to deal with. Let’s just say it was the best workout I’ve gotten in a while.
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