Windhale: the action of opening your mouth to take a breath, only to be slapped in the face with a sudden gust of wind.
Example: The “severe cross-winds” sign was no joke, Chelsea soon discovered, as she found herself windhaling great gulps of chilly air.
Related nonwords: over-breezy, airhater
Let’s just say my first trip across the Tacoma Narrows Bridge minus the protection of a car left me a bit wind-blown…
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