Nonword of the Week: Shovelcize

Shovelcise: the daily workout that inevitably follows heavy snowfalls. 

Example: Chelsea’s new workout routine included an hour and a half of shovelcise.

Related nonwords: flinter, excacrucivation, iglooless

This afternoon was spent moving piles of solid water from one part of the property (driveway) to another (berms beside driveway).  I had several inches of thick, wet snow – getting ever thicker and wetter since it was 36 degrees – to deal with.  Let’s just say it was the best workout I’ve gotten in a while.

Shovelcise by CRash

Our sidewalk, post-shovelcise. I’d like to thank the fancy bent-handle shovel, for making things just that much easier.

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Nonword of the Week: Flinter

Flinter: the time of year when it is still technically fall, but the weather resembles that of winter.

Example: As Thanksgiving grew nearer, the frequent snowflakes made it clear that flinter was in full swing.

Related nonwords: leafsicle, carfrost, shovelcise 

Me, after the first snow: “It’s winter!!!”
Mom: “Not for another month and a half…”

Flinter is also that special time of year when snow covers raked-up leaves, giving the illusion that they are really mounds of snow instead of piles of discarded plant appendages.

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